I need these (?)

Being a woman of a certain age, I figured it was probably time that I get after a daily mutli-vitamin, and being a toddler trapped in a grown person’s body, I then decided these vitamins should probably be as  close to candy as humanly possible. But THEN I SAT IN MY CAR FOR TEN MINUTES UNABLE TO OPEN THE CHILD PROOF CAP. When I finally got them open, I popped five in my mouth, to compensate for a dearth of sunshine and kale in my innnards. I then realized you’re only supposed to have two a day, and officially decided that I really should not be trusted with anything.

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