Senatorial Etiquette

Dear the Senator Larry Craig of Idaho,

Thank you for looking like this:


I would reccomend that you NOT try and seduce the sexy manperson in the airport bathroom who is secretly a cop.

I only suggest this because you are a Senator who has voted frequently against gay marriage, and it does not look good.

If  you want to engaged in airport intercourse with manpersons, I suggest a more mansex lucrative career. I suggest you open an antique store on Christopher Street, work at Tasti delite, or maybe at the Gap. Said occupations would be more more conducive to your obvious Gay.

I’m just saying. I’m here to help.

Your friend,


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