mornings with toddler

As we desperately go after our first sips of coffee:

Joe: LEAF BLOWER!!!!!

Us: yeah, you’re right, it’s a leaf blower! You hear a leaf blower?

Joe: NEIGHBOR LEAF BLOWER!!!!!!!!!

Us: yes! It’s our neighbor blowing their leaves!

Joe: BLUE CAR NEIGHBOR LEAF BLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Us: Yes —

Joe: BLUE CAR BLACK CAR WHITE CAR NOT JOE’S NEIGHBOR LEAF BLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Us:…..Yes.

Joe: MOM DAD JOE CRACKER BLUE CAR BLACK CAR WHITE CAR OLD CAR NOT JOE’S NEIGHBOR LEAF BLOWERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Us:…………………….

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