My Vote

Kamala Harris won’t stop emailing me, the problems seeing bigger than any one candidate, everyone is slandering everyone, so after much research and deliberation, I’ve decided to to make this Apple Chess pie from Southern Living for Thanksgiving, in hopes that it will not only lower the debt ceiling and do away with the electoral college but also bring us together, and taste nice with ice cream. (But really you should vote, even if it feels futile it is not, as for the pie, I’ll keep you posted.)

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