That time you were literally on an airplane waiting to take off, reading a book about stress and how one can train their brain to perceive stressful moments as learning opportunities, when across the aisle …
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We plan, God laughs
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I hear you
A fun game to play with your spouse when you’re both exhausted because the baby keeps waking up at 5 AM, is to spend some time searching for ear plugs which takes a while because …
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I can do hard things
Yesterday I was confronted with something Hard ( I promise it’s NOT weightlifting) that I’ve been confronted with numerous times, a malicious broken record that only I can hear. I thought, I just wanna be …
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Pukesgiving
‘‘Twas the Night before Thanksgiving And all through John and Jacy’s apartment Not a creature was stirring Except for my exorcist puking into the guest bathroom toilet, an errant smoothie perhaps? And puke I kept …
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fix-[ [-[
I was going to write a post about how Joes’ been waking up super early and we can’t figure out why, how I’m lying in bed at the Crack listening to him cry thinking weird …
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a thought that I thought
* poem by Nayyirah Waheed, the most ‘famous poet on Instagram’ which is now a thing* Joe hasn’t been sleeping great as of late, had a cold that he gave to us, so Morrison and …
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Happy Hour
One of the absolute WORST things about having a best friend who’s studying to be a nutrition coach (I see u Blaine) is that you learn things you don’t want to know, like the fact …
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Pain
Every now and then Joe will sort of not be himself, and will drool a lot and hum in a concerned sort of way, and go AHHHHH! at the throw pillows but then be laughing …
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Peak 2020
This picture, of a commemorative F**K 2020 Christmas ornament that I mailed my Mother in Law, that broke into pieces in transit and fell from the envelope like the world’s saddest confetti, IS 2020. OPTIMISM; …
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New Rock Bottom
Our Zoom baby class teacher told us that once we had Joe, once he came out ready to party at 4 AM, we would discover what she called a New Rock Bottom. Like, whereas before …