I submit the following as evidence of the fact that there is too much in my brain right now: Last night, as we’re walking past a pond full of loud and expressive frogs: Me: isn’t …
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Crossed wires
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Early retirement
My Dad: I think you should consider retiring your blog. You’ve been doing it for so long, and you’ve got so much other stuff on your plate. You shouldn’t have to stress over your blog, …
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Long lost treat
Hawaiians do this beautiful, inevitable thing called Shave Ice that is NOT a slushee but actually shaved ice with sugar water flavors and ICE CREAM INSIDE OF IT ALL (pictured above: mango, pineapple and passion …
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Lifestyle blog fail
One of these is me trying to get a carefree picture of myself jumping on the beach. THE OTHER IS A PICTURE OF A ROBOT PLACED ON EARTH TO MAKE HUMANS FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES …
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How to have Big Hair
1.) wash your hair 2.) be annoyed by your hair and genuinely wonder if you should just saw it all off with a kitchen knife but wait isn’t long hair a cultural signifier of femininity …