A fun game to play with your spouse when you’re both exhausted because the baby keeps waking up at 5 AM, is to spend some time searching for ear plugs which takes a while because you hid them all because they’re a choking hazard, then plug your ears full of them so that when the baby starts going mmmmmmm and AHHHHH and GUHGUHGUHGUH at 5 AM you might sort of doze your way through some of it, THEN attempt to have a conversation, such as:

Spouse: Are you getting up with him or me?

You: WHAT?

Spouse: ARE YOU GETTING UP WITH HIM OR ME

You: WHAT?

Spouse: ARE YOU GETTING UP WITH HIM OR ME

You: Oh, me.

Spouse: WHAT?

You: ME.

SPOUSE: WHAT?

You (now screaming): MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE