I just caught a glimpse of the actual size of my butt in a mirror, like an actual mirror, not a mirror in which I control my image of myself, and it cast great doubt …
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BUTT TRUTH
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Prepped
We are proud graduates of Loom’s Prepped: The Series birthing class, and while I learned many things that will stay with me forever, and have seen things I cannot unsee — the thing that will …
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Guilt | Action
I’ve been thinking a lot about how much time and emotional energy white people should be giving to guilt right now, and how much to action. Is the guilt a part of the action? Is …
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DEELISH!
For months I have been warned about the horrible second trimester Glucose test in which you have to drink a very disgusting horrible sugar beverage to see if you have Gestational Diabetes, and it’s the …
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hashtag pop it up
PLZ JOIN ME IN MY SOCIAL MEDIA CAMPAIGN, #POPITUP. If you’re outside, and there’s literally no one else around, let your mask rest around your neck so that you can pretend, even if just for …
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not funny
Like a month ago, I had a very good? very bad? idea? Let’s just simply call it an ‘idea’ to make virus shaped cookies with frowning faces and give to friends. And in the time …
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Bye Bye Babymoon
We have officially cancelled our Babymoon and YES there are much much sadder things and YES I will still take a moment to be bummed about this. We took a trip to Kauai Spring 2018, …
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I WANT
I have a want that I’m ashamed of so I’m just going to hang it here to dry and then, like ANY healthy functioning adult raised to fear and know God, immediately donate to Frontline …
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Pandemic Pollyanna
The last few weeks have felt like a war on hope. Hope feels CRIMINAL, and focusing on any information that’s NOT bleak is punishable by internet shame. I literally read a headline this morning that …
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all about meme
For as long as I have known what a meme is, which has been for at LEAST six months, I have felt strongly that slapping a meme on your blog and calling it a post …