Putting everything seasoning on a salad is kind of like having a Bagel, just like sticking your foot in a mixing bowl of water is like swimming in the ocean and Remembering chocolate is like Eating chocolate and hugging yourself is like being hugged. If you squint and lie to yourself and do some sense memory exercises, everything can be a Bundt cake, or Beach. It’s not a carrot, it’s a glass of wine. Follow me for more inspirational nutritional wellness tips, or probably don’t, and if you need me, I’ll be eating my own hand, which, if salted, is a Pizza.