Facing down another long weekend with a baby and a sick toddler, and then another long weekend after that, there’s not only the worry over the toddler and the baby, because if you’re worrying about …
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no one is coming
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ISO
In Search Of: part time sitter to be with my daughter so that I can be with myself, get my work done, take care of myself, and my other kid, and be a wife, and …
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the rub
While waiting for what’s left of my meager breast milk to dry up, so that I can do what I need to do to stay Myself, I find myself weirdly wishing that my daughter needed …
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Nipples
Here’s something they don’t tell you about having kids: if you’re like me and don’t have a Garden of Eden flowing river of breast milk, so you give your baby both breast milk and formula, …
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his waffle
Today on why we had a second kid: Every morning when he wakes up, Joe gets a waffle. Simple, right? No. Hell no. Maybe it used to be? There was a time, oh, there was …
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‘easyplant’
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one star
Morrison loves to both threaten and leave one-star yelp reviews when companies give him the run-around, it’s a platform that gives power to the consumer, and it’s a good thing, as long as we don’t …
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I dream of sleeping
Pregnancy fatigue is a special bitch. When I’m not sleeping, I think about how I want to be sleeping, I wake up and want sleep, and while I actually AM sleeping, or attempting to, wrapped …
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what is your pain
Re: my pain threshold: Doctor: so what’s your pain, on a scale of 1 to 10? Me: okay do you mean like, for me specifically? It’s pain and I don’t want it. So, a Twelve? …
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I dream of martini
In my regular life I probably have one, maybe two martini’s a year? But because I can’t have, it’s all that I want. I want to sit outside somewhere in a chair that doesn’t hurt …