Me, two months ago: I REFUSE TO POST GROUP SHOTS OF ZOOM SESSIONS AS IT WOULD NORMALIZE THEM AND GRADUALLY ALLOW THEM TO REPLACE ACTUAL TIME SPENT TOGETHER Me, now: LOOK AT MY SISTERS AND …
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a picture of Humans, Together
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PANDEMIC WEDDING!
Our friends Dylan and Heather were supposed to get married last weekend, but then you know, there was a global pandemic so it was maybe not a good idea for 150 ppl to shove into …
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Bye Bye Babymoon
We have officially cancelled our Babymoon and YES there are much much sadder things and YES I will still take a moment to be bummed about this. We took a trip to Kauai Spring 2018, …
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tiny futures
I put out a call for used baby clothes from friends because honestly I needed something hopeful and positive right now. I don’t want to look back on this pregnancy as the time I spent …
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Glow Up
Quarantine is an AHMAZING time to spend way too much time poking through your old external hard drive and looking at old pictures and asking lazy philosophical questions like How are things same? and How …
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This is Timeless
When your late Grandmother’s childhood friend Geri, who you’ve recently befriended, a retired psychiatrist now in her 80s who lives alone in Florida, who calls all of the Jews she and my Grandma grew up …
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Porn for Pregnant Women
I think I’m going to Sidebar a career as a Producer of Pornography for Pregnant women. Scenarios will include: Man with shoulders broad from hours of pulling weeds out of the front yard sprinkles Cheese …
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He Moves / He Doesn’t
I can now officially feel the baby moving. Sometimes he kicks affirmatively when Morrison says something wise, sometimes he sort of celebrates with a full body rotation when I take literally anything out of the …
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Feaster
I spent four hours making Morrison and I an elaborate Easter dinner: Rosemary pork chops with apples and onions, mustard potato salad with pickled onions which I’m SURE you recognize from the latest Southern Living …
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Shopping for Morrison’s Baby
Since we have reached what some consider to be the halfway point through a pregnancy (19 weeks), and because companies are having insane sales because the world ending and all, and MOSTLY because it’s a …