Since we have reached what some consider to be the halfway point through a pregnancy (19 weeks), and because companies are having insane sales because the world ending and all, and MOSTLY because it’s a welcome distraction from googling ‘DID WE FLATTEN THE CURVE WHAT IS THE CURVE’ every five seconds, we have casually begun the baby stuff buying process. Looking at baby things with Morrison only affirms what I already knew, that he is the absolute best person to have a baby with. Example: re: the above pictured Daddy Kangaroo shirt:

Morrison: Nah, I don’t need that. That’s weak.

Me: Why is it weak?

Morrison: You don’t need a shirt. Just hold your baby with your arms.