Fear of toilets; cheese


I just remembered that when I was little, I was scared of toilets that had those cleaner things stuck inside of them because I assumed they were some strange butt-eating robots. This is somehow related to how I was scared of swiss cheese because I thought bugs were going to crawl out of the holes and eat my face. Fortunately, I have now over come both fears, and am totally cool with cheese; toilets, and have found much more grown-up and much more (ir)rational things to be frightened of.

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