TO THE GIRL SCOUT SELLING COOKIES OUTSIDE MY GYM: DON’T YOU SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING?! HOW. DARE. YOU. ALSO THANKS FOR THE TAGALONGS.
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CRUELTY
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GOOOOOOO SPORTS (FOOD)
The Carolina Panthers are in the Superbowllllll! I am from North Carolina and so I care! And by care I of course mean yes the game can be on and I will yell sports at …
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Brides be All:
Considering that it’s meant to be a dress for one of the most beautiful and important days in a woman’s life, it’s hilarious to me how angry and vacant and hungry and sullen brides often …
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BABY’S FIRST SENIOR MOMENT
Today, on things of little consequence: for months, people have been texting me this little alien face: Like over and over. To the point where I assigned meaning to it, something like OUT OF THIS …
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How-to-get-a-husband-Stew
Crockin up some North Carolinian style Brunswick Stew for my man which some gals actually call How-to-get-a-husband-Stew ALREADY DONE DID / NAILED IT. Decidedly not telling him that the original recipe calls for squirrel meat …
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SOMEDAYDANCE
Late January each year, twenty percent of all theater and TV and film people disappear to Sundance, which is still a thing that I don’t fully understand. It’s a film festival, but everyone goes, regardless …
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Signs.
Today, on internet rabbit holes that I’m quite fond of: CHURCH SIGNS. You’ve got to give it to these churches for their directness / puns / contemporary nods: You’ve got to give it to church …
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WHO ARE MY FRIENDS?
Compiling a wedding guest list is a specific sort of torture in which you must do inventory of your friend group and feel at once like you have 900 friends and none at all. What …
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conversations with uber driver
Sometimes you end up with an uber driver who sheds profound and divine light upon your life, as if this uber driver has been put on this earth and in that Prius to Clarence you …
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wee trees!
I have always loved to the point of sickness these Little Debbie Christmas trees cakes. They are festive and delicious and made of feelings and vanilla and cavities. I’m pretty sure if I happened across …