The one day a year that we all pretend to be well versed in Mexican culture and eat so many chips and so much guacamole that the next morning there’s a carb brick the size …
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CINCO DE MAYO, OR:
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Meme.
I just want to go on record and say that it’s only really been a few weeks since I finally fully got what a Meme is. This is a meme: A meme is a picture …
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Bro / Sis
Morrison’s big sister Kate is in town. I like her so very much, especially because they are kind of exactly the same person. I mean it’s just a theory and I have no actual idea …
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THE JOURNEY
Today, on epic california adventures that offer insight into why my brain’s production of good ideas has slowed by seventy percent: Got an avocado at the farmer’s market that I THOUGHT was tiny. Which of …
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the truth equation
Today, in your Undergraduate Philosophy Class that actually ends up lasting for every semester of your entire life: is there really such a thing as truth? And Is truth the same as fact? And with …
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Déjà Soup
Here’s a downside of having a blog that you’ve been bloggy upon for going on 9 years: you think to yourself, I made a soup with my leftover Easter Ham! How thrilling! PEOPLE NEED TO …
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Nonchalance.
Morrison strongly dislikes any sort of staged pictures, especially when it comes to couples. I GET IT. I REALLY DO. But also maybe we need a picture of us casually strolling through the canyon like …
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that’s so bekah
After seeing my play last night, a friend told me that it was ‘so Bekah.’ To which I said, thanks! But. What does that even mean? What are those qualities? Do we all have a …
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counting stores.
I’ve been noticing this thing I do in my head when I get overwhelmed. Some people count sheep / tiles / perhaps even numbers. I go through a list of every goodwill in my hometown …
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I hereby declare
BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED POWER BARS ARE THE MOST RIDICULOUS AND RIDICULOUSLY AMERICAN THING THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS AND I AM INCLUDING THE FACT THAT DONALD TRUMP COULD ACTUALLY BE PRESIDENT. I have yet to try one, …