WHAT DO GOATS AND MORRISON HAVE IN COMMON? A. THEY DON’T LOVE TO HAVE THEIR PICTURE TAKEN SO JUST GRAB IT WHENEVER AND HOWEVER YOU CAN ALSO THEY BOTH LIKE FOOD
-
-
Q:
-
frittarrogance
n: a very specific sense of superiority felt exclusively when one makes a bunch of mini breakfast frittatas on a Monday night so that the whole week one can just casually grab a few mini …
-
Winosaurus Bex.
It’s really seriously actually finally time for me to start getting really serious about trimming up for my big (our) (my) big day, which is THREE MONTHS FROM TOMORROW. I’m considering a whole 30 diet …
-
there is no tragedy without hope
Today, on Louis C.K. for president — I’m listening to his latest interview on the Marc Maron podcast, and he reminded me that these masks that adorn the walls of high school auditoriums and the …
-
DREAM HOUSE
If anyone is interested in grabbing Morrison and I a quick early wedding present — THE ACTUAL HOUSE FROM FATHER OF THE BRIDE IS NOW FOR SALE FOR ONLY 1.9999 MILLION DOLLARS. CONSIDERING HOW IT …
-
Silentum
I dream about the ten days I was in Russia a lot. My dreams are 30% high school parking lot, 30% plummeting airplane, 30% Moscow, 10% Target from hell. Last night, I was wandering through …
-
Back, from the Future
Not that I believe in time travel / parallel universes / time is a line that can be wrinkled and jumped across theories, but I’m FAIRLY CERTAIN that I was just visited by myself from …
-
CAN WE JUST AGREE TO NOT?
Every month, it seems, a major publication releases an article that basically just says, hey guys guess what! There is going to be a major earthquake in LA REAL. SOON. Every time I read one, I …
-
a thousand words
There is all of the bad press that North Carolina is getting right now, there are vitriolic Facebook posts, and then nationally, and even globally, there is racial tension and people falling off cruiseships and …
-
CAKEHOUSE
Morrison dreamt that we went to look at a house and the house was made of pink lemonade cake, which I can only interpret not as a waking fever dream caused by hunger and / …