IN A WORLD OF EPIC BATTLES COKE V. PEPSI. SUPERMAN V. LEX LUTHER. SIGOURNEY WEAVER V. THE ALIEN. NINTENDO V. SEGA. HARRY POTTER V. VOLDEMORT. GEICO V. STATEFARM. MYSELF V. TINY EGG PIES IN BUTTER …
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BEKAH V. BABY QUICHE
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I KNOW WHAT TEENAGERS WANT
I KNOW WHAT THEY NEED A while back, I created a web series for AwesomenessTV — Guidance — that was basically In Treatment, but with a guidance counselor in a school instead of a therapist. …
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Ordering lunch in Los Angeles
Me: Yes, I will have the Spicy tuna roll with avocado. Sushi Person: The what? Me: ….The Spicy Tuna roll. With avocado. Sushi Person: Oh, the Jessica Alba? Me: ……Are you really going to make …
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Pests.
I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this link, but ISIS and its members are like bed bugs, primal and blood thirsty and unpredictable and Everywhere. I had them forever ago in Brooklyn. …
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IF YOU NEED ME
I’LL JUST BE IN THE CORNER SOBBING QUIETLY LISTENING TO THE BROOKLYN DUO AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL SIA COVERS. DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME I’LL BE FINE.
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Affirmations.
I don’t know if I believe* in signs from the universe, but I just sliced into what appears to be a flawless avocado, like so perfect it’s a cartoon of itself, so today will proceed …
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the nerve
The writers milled about The Broad –the incredible new contemporary art museum in downtown LA — searching for story, for color, for inspiration. They were dismayed to see the teenagers not even fully looking at …
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Class.
If I’m being real: I’ve had pasta and gelato in Italy and Brie in France and Paella in Spain and Streudel in Austria and Scones with clotted cream in London and Ramen at Momofuku and …
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OCTOBER!
GUYS OCTOBER IS FALLNALLY HERE! DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? NOW TRY AND SAY IT OUTLOUD. YOU CAN’T. Here are the October calendar drawings. Please note that Halloween was not so big in …
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I wore it best.
Lots of glamour and innovation at the Emmy’s today, folks, as Hollywood’s finest hit the red carpet in their sunday best / cleavage. Lets go live to Bekah Brunstetter’s iPhoto booth! YOW! Bekah is sporting …