We had the honor of being included in a Rosh Hoshanah dinner last night, and my main take away, other than the weird and beautiful feeling the sung prayers gave me: LORD, WHERE HAVE YOU …
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WHY TO BE JEWISH
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starbox
Just a few days ago, in the shopping center down the street from my house, there was Not Starbucks. And now, THERE IS STARBUCKS: It’s as if the store itself is shipped to its new …
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the urge
Is anyone else sometimes completely overcome by an aggressive need to time travel back to when there was no such thing as phones that lived in our pockets and so we left our houses free …
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ACTUAL PICTURE OF THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD
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cheese: a future
Me: I think I can’t wait til we’re old. Morrison: Why? Me: I was behind this middle aged couple at the play the other night, and they seemed so happy. Morrison: Yeah? Why? Me: They …
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your mess
Sometimes I get stuck behind a garbage truck and I’m like wahhhhhhhh, I am stuck behind a garbage truck, garbage truck how DARE you, but then I remember: THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS REMOVING AND DISPOSING …
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WHOOPSIE
If you’re in a rush to get to work, it’s best to just pretend like you’re not, and complete tasks, like perhaps breakfast preparation, with the ease of all of the time in the world, …
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things upon things upon things
Hi, did you know that it’s not enough to decide what kind of dessert to have at your wedding, and what kind of that kind of dessert, and then also what kind of table that …
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Freeeeee storms!
Hi, did you need a hurricane, or really any sort of big storm, be it winter or tropical? Just give me a heads up, and I’ll buy a plane ticket to that place, and sure …
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BUT HER BUTT
Beyonce’s butt gives me so complicated and surreal feelings, including but not limited to: – I want to have it – I want to be friends with it – I want it to give me …