Due to extenuating Dramaplay writing situations, I have found much of my weekend viciously eaten by the state of New Jersey, which I have now re-named ‘Weekend Eating Monster Machine.’ (I have definitely found that …
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Joisey
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raise your hand
if you think I should adopt a cat friend for baby kitty this weekend from BARC which is a no-kill pet sanctuary nearby. I could get a blind blue kitten named Elizabeth, if I wanted. …
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inaugural bridesmaid dress!
The honorable soon to be Mrs. Blaine Barbee (insertlastnameofherenfiancedwhichicannotrecall) has selected her bridesmaid’s dresses AND I APPROVE AND APPLAUD! It’s a stretchy number that can be worn in copious amounts of ways. We will be …
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Hood River, Oregon
I want to go here, so bad, and apparently, so does my new play Celebrity, which at this point in time is still very much so a toddler of an idea. (It’s cute and …
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supremely exciting
Yesterday, it being sunny and a startling 57 degrees, I embraced the bug that is the spring cleaning. Extremely gratifying, this task seems daunting but is ultimately fulfilling. Allow yourself at least 3 hours to …
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Fooled! Yow!
In days of yore, we balanced buckets of water above doorways and put mayonnaise in people’s pants. Did we? We should’ve. Now, There is a new ways to April Fools a person; this, of …
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meatfession
I eat streetmeat. I truly do. Mainly the hot dog variety with sweet mustard gobs. Don’t hate. Overpriced and perhaps made of Pigeons, these meatNbuns are reliable and and virtually everywhere you turn. Sure to …
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my butt exactly
Heh heh…so WEIRD….that is EXACTLY what MY butt looks like. So WEIRD.
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ed
My blog is not usually a place for ‘shout-outs’ if you will, but I just wanted to send love, and lots of it, to this guy pictured above, Ed Gleckler. He’s the brother of my …
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Fairies
People, this is serious. I have recently discovered that fairies are the perfect vehicle for my dramatic whims. I will officially proceed to use them gratutiously in plays. There is lots of room for over-writing, …