In days of yore, we balanced buckets of water above doorways and put mayonnaise in people’s pants. Did we? We should’ve. Now, There is a new ways to April Fools a person; this, of course, is the Text Message. ‘I am Pregant’ or ‘I am engaged’ or ‘I got bit by an elephant.’ How long you wait before you respond to the victim’s frantic text with ‘April Fool’s, bitch!!!’ directly correlates with your personal level of cruelty.