Dear Bekah, You have one of these now. That’s a good thing, right? Quit yer whinin and yer yimmer yammerin. Kindly grow the F up. Your friend, Self Monster
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401k
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here’s why not, by erin mccarson
I love Erin McCarson. I just do. As I have thoroughly lost all faith, it may seem, in myself as a writer, JUST because they didn’t pick me to interview for admission – E decided …
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it just hurts
I feel Every Enveloped No or utter lack of Email real, real deep. It is you are not worth it, others are better. There is the thing that I Do that I once told …
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memorial day
This is my first Memorial Day as a Person Who Works Person. I have to say, in previous years, a Monday off didn’t mean much. But as of late, a 3 day weekend is bigger …
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what what
This evenings ‘what what”s include, but are not limited to: – the cocktails I just had with kevin spacey (smartly dressed in a gray suit, white shirt, white tie) at the Soho House Library …
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tender is the night
Let’s do it again, for real, like high school but Mean it More. Dick Diver, 2008.
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genius!
I’ve had four today already. So, uh, there. It’s a bright chubby party in your mouth. You can almost hear them scream.
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Sloth
I have been assigned the daunting task of writing a play concerning the Sloth, as a sin, not necessarily the claw-ed creature that lays before you. Terrifying. Wow. But – an apathetic google-thon of …
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brunch
Fanpersons, In case any of you is wondering what I will doing this Sunday at high noon, I will be brunching with this fellow: Why? I’m not entirely sure. But it has something to do …
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The webisode, Or:
Why I am bad at screenwriting. My actory friend, Jeff Berg (Trevor in I Used to Write on Walls) has decided to produce a webisode similar to Entourage, but NYC, way less glitzy, lot more …