if you think I should adopt a cat friend for baby kitty this weekend from BARC which is a no-kill pet sanctuary nearby. I could get a blind blue kitten named Elizabeth, if I wanted. I think I just might. Baby meows incessantly sometimes and I think he’s lonely. I think I will acquire for him a friend. Then I will have two cats. And as my Dad says, ‘two cats are better than one. Then you can kick one into the other.’

Also, raise your hand if you think hipster brooklyn mice prefer organic peanut butter or over-priced goat cheese that should be saved for sandwiches.

Do it.

The answer, of course, is cheese.

Do NOT raise your hand if someone is looking, because that would be weird. If someone is looking, tell them to F off. If they F off, blog about it.