Fans, it seems like my fate may lay solely in the hands of my play Green, about a soldier just returned from Iraq whose gun and cigarette happen to talk to him. This play …
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she was murdered to death
Due to my ‘morning commute,’ which I now have, like a Real Person, I have taken to reading the free am paper, Metro. It gives you a basic rundown of how awful the world is, …
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BOO!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Me in circa nine hours. A ‘package,’ that is. Are you scared? I sure am. Two other scary things: the oddness of my outfit that I threw on at 7 am that seemed …
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Strength
I wish I was stronger. I really do. And how does one go about accumulating it? I do not refer to strength of fingernails, abs or butt. None of which I have. Actually, my butt …
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racism
My roommate – Stella – Korean – says things like ya’ll white people have it so hard. All ya’ll do is be racist all the time, no matter what you say, and you can’t help …
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heHE!
Two (completelynon)important self-indulgent things that make me feel silly: a.) I ordered returned address labels with my picture on them. I did this in tears. They look like this: b.) nycool interviews me
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he is now my myspace friend
His name is – Grovotron? He is a 57 year old screenwriter/novelist in Wyoming.
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the yankees things
So the rich man person who owns them or manages them wants more than 8 trillion thousand dollars. He would like 9 ten trillion dollars, instead? Like I care, even. An orthodonist got shot at …
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we eat them
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memails
A close examination of my interior monologue reveals that I spend a great deal of time composing emails in my head. This is how my mind works. Dear ——— – So – hi – …