These Marines are Not Gay, but they do Yoga. Not Gay Marines. Mon frere, an esteemed Marine, looks like this: If you are in the Marine Corp, your bathroom looks like this: After you pee, …
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Current Toilet Events
This just in: your phone is dirtier than your toilet. Firmly Press Here to Be Frightened by CNN. But have no fear, fanbase. To Battle This Terrifying new Fact, instead of daily bathing your …
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nosegays
A thorough Floral Investigation: Hmmm. I don’t know. I see nothing ‘gay’ or’nose’ about this. Except maybe this: Either way, on my wedding day, I will choose a like bouquet, so that all day, I …
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I watch You for Titles
I thought it fair to warn all Eleven of you to watch what you say and do. I am sweet little sponge, stealing your words and cataloguing them in my brain for later usage. Namely, …
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Death by Chubby Plane
I hate it when people say, Oh My God, I had the craziest dream last night, and then you have to sit there listen to them talk to you about their dream – which impossible, …
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‘Music’ ‘Journalism’
Bunnies, I am delightfully dabbling in ‘music journalism,’ if you will, which is, in a sense, finding a way to assign ‘words’ to ‘music.’ It’s challenging, for serious. But hurrah for paid writing gigs! I …
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Say Something
Anything; Anything. Something
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Lilly
Re: my recent trip to the beach, of which I am sure you are all peeing yourselves in anticipation of tepid tales: a Brief Report. Things to be mentioned include: – A 3 hour long …
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dresses
Dear the seven people who read this, or maybe six, This is a little thing we call ‘ fashion journalism.’ I suck. studentloansstudentloansrentrentrentrentstudentloanschardonnaydressesrentrentstudentloanstherestofmylife. WHERE TO GET A BARGAIN SUMMER DRESS (Before I begin, it is …
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I Do Not Enjoy the Sundried Tomato.
People, this is a little thing I like to call ‘food journalism.’ Watch and observe. I don’t like sun dried tomatoes. I do not appreciate the bittersweet grime it adds to the innocent sandwich, nor …