My roommate – Stella – Korean – says things like ya’ll white people have it so hard. All ya’ll do is be racist all the time, no matter what you say, and you can’t help it.
You know what? I concur. Also concurring is the white man in the elevator this morning. The white woman in sunglasses said to the black man – Oh, I didn’t recognize you with my sunglasses on! White man – yeah, he just blends in!
Awkward. For seven floors.