Because today, I want to go back so bad. I. Anna is two and a half. She will not stop playing with pigeons outside the Duomo. Her mother says, leave them alone, they are eating …
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way fast
Pilgrims, this is a thing I like to call ‘gratuitous fiction.’ mon autre This is Paris, mind you. They were walking up the 5,327 steps to the Sacre Coeur. They were holding sweaty hands like …
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Fear of Flying
I mean this from the deepest bottom of my heart: RIP. My (and most of our) worst fear confirmed and personified, and with far too many accessible pictures. Please let this never, ever ever happen …
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Rain
Rain does not look like this, for the Love of Pete. It looks like This: ewwww. It is shit storming rain today in Manhattan, folks, all day. Guaranteed to make you slip and slightly reveal …
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Romance
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Marines are not Gay.
These Marines are Not Gay, but they do Yoga. Not Gay Marines. Mon frere, an esteemed Marine, looks like this: If you are in the Marine Corp, your bathroom looks like this: After you pee, …
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Current Toilet Events
This just in: your phone is dirtier than your toilet. Firmly Press Here to Be Frightened by CNN. But have no fear, fanbase. To Battle This Terrifying new Fact, instead of daily bathing your …
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nosegays
A thorough Floral Investigation: Hmmm. I don’t know. I see nothing ‘gay’ or’nose’ about this. Except maybe this: Either way, on my wedding day, I will choose a like bouquet, so that all day, I …
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I watch You for Titles
I thought it fair to warn all Eleven of you to watch what you say and do. I am sweet little sponge, stealing your words and cataloguing them in my brain for later usage. Namely, …
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Death by Chubby Plane
I hate it when people say, Oh My God, I had the craziest dream last night, and then you have to sit there listen to them talk to you about their dream – which impossible, …