In my pockets of narrow sleep window between baby feeding sleeps, I have been having THE MOST AMAZINGLY WEIRD DREAMS, like last night I dreamt I was driving around in a giant cardboard box and …
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I’m Hot
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Casseroll
Since Joe, the only TV I want to watch are reality baking show competitions in which no one gets murdered and there are no dark philosophical questions posed, and all I want to make / …
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BOOP
Me, when child was theoretical: I’m not going to infantilize my baby, I’m going to speak to him like an adult. I’ll read Shakespeare and Murakami aloud and we’ll listen to classical music and his …
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THE SNOO
Long ago, women squatted in fields and pushed out their babies, cut their own umbilical cords with rocks, shushed and soothed their own babies in the middle of the night through storms or I guess …
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BUTT TRUTH
I just caught a glimpse of the actual size of my butt in a mirror, like an actual mirror, not a mirror in which I control my image of myself, and it cast great doubt …
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The Moment
You would think after years of fertility drama, and all of the time and words I’ve spent bitching about it here, I would be chomping at the bit to make public our joyous news that …
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DO YOU HAVE A BANDANA, THO?
There is of course fear over the spread of the corona virus (which still only kills 3% of those it infects but of course this is how ppl casually talk about diseases that CAUSE THE …
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MAKEOVER SHOWWW
HI! Do you happen to notice that something is perhaps Different, or New? After 13 years of blogging, I finally asked a smart computer person to come over and a.) Back up my blog so …
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Hallowinbetween
Q: what does an adult person do on Halloween when they don’t have kids yet, but are just slightly too old and too tired to fully engage with the grown up kids version of the …
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Keep Austin VERY VERY WEIRD FOREVER
I’m in Austin for the weekend for the Austin Film Festival, to talk about myself for 900 hours to anyone who will listen (panels.) Julien Joined me for 47 hours of it and I’m SO …