Sometimes babies are human, like JAMES EDWARD BRUNSTETTER, born to my tiny baby brother Tim and his wife Sarah last week. This kind of baby does not cripple you with creative anxiety, but it WILL, …
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Two Kinds of Babies
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EVERY BODY
This picture makes me so happy. Maybe I’m fetishizing but I keep looking at it for jolts of happy. EVERY BODY HAS A BODY / PLEASE BATHING SUIT COMPANY TAKE ALL OF THE MONEY I …
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Our baby lives in the Future
Years ago I was hired to write a feature adaptation of The Secret, which means I’ve gotten to know and work with Rhonda Byrne, the kind and remarkable woman who wrote the book and lives …
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When the lord sends a car through your Garage door
Use it as an opportunity to get a sexy NEW garage door and then also make lemonade because He would not give you anything you couldn’t handle or at least FIX WITH THE INSURANCE 🖤
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Ever wonder
Exactly how much a group of mostly Jewish and overtly health conscious LA actors and directors and producers and TV writers straight Up LOVE Honey Baked Ham? IT IS APPROXIMATELY THIS MANY:
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BUT DO YOU DARE ME?
IF INTERESTED IN NON-THANKSGIVING OR THANKSGIVING FOOD CONTENT, PLZ CHECK BACK NOV 23RD AT WHICH POINT THERE WILL BE FIVE WEEKS OF CHRISTMAS CONTENT AFTER WHICH, I MAY RETURN TO INTELLIGENT THOUGHT BUT I MEAN, …
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Why to have kids
Niece Ruby out here this weekend just being a purple and living example of all of the different reasons to have kids, ie, their various functions beyond Tax Write off: Coffee date: Hat: …..also Hat:
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Art
For years, I have born the burden of being the only artist in my immediate family. Finally, it seems I will no longer suffer, bear paint and crosses alone. My niece Olivia has declared herself …
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PLAYWRIGHTS: BROUGHT TO YOU BY ADIDAS
DON’T JUST RUN, RUN SORT OF SLOWLY WHILE LISTENING TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, AND MAYBE IF YOU PASS A COUPLE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, PRETEND YOU NEED TO TIE YOUR SHOE FOR A LONG …
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Early retirement
My Dad: I think you should consider retiring your blog. You’ve been doing it for so long, and you’ve got so much other stuff on your plate. You shouldn’t have to stress over your blog, …