There is of course fear over the spread of the corona virus (which still only kills 3% of those it infects but of course this is how ppl casually talk about diseases that CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD BEFORE THEY START DOING SO.) The fear of course means that everywhere is sold out of safety masks, to which Morrison responded, Use a bandana. Or take a maxi pad and tape it to your face and breathe through that. Do you have fabric? Use that. You are fine. This is one of the many reason to marry* Morrison, as he would just be very useful and practical during the End of the World.

* YOU CAN’T, I ALREADY DID.