Wow. Not only are they still around – people pay $35 to see them. More importantly, Zooey Deschanel’s band, She and Him. How F ing cute are they? Gah. If she were any cuter, as a whole, I might …
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The Butthole Surfers / She and Him
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vice
I am very proud of myself. I have sworn off drinking and taking pictures of myself. For real. My will power is a force to be reckoned with. Seriously. I’m not doing it anymore, At All. …
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ooh rah!
OOH RAH! AMERICA!! Dan and Tim were sent off proper last weekend with revelry, family time, and one Very Impressive Cake. They were honored / prayed over in my parents Sunday School Class. The guy …
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right now
This is Brunstetter reporting from suite 802. The guy in the office across the hall has been watching lesbian porn. All day. Cheers.
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deathbook
If you plan on using your macbook for purposes such as writing, emailing, doing, everything all the time, a lot, really really need it, or documenting your recent mild atrocity of a trip to California …
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half my friends are acrobats
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important
It is important to stand flippantly with friends outside a payless in midtown, en route to Sex and the City (the movie, friends. The movie.) It is even more important to bring your Gays with …
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maggie bekanhaal
It’s official. Maggie Gylennhaal looks like me. I have suspected this before, as it is always encouraging to liken ourselves to famous folk. It’s a reason to get out of bed in the morning. But …
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my butt exactly
Heh heh…so WEIRD….that is EXACTLY what MY butt looks like. So WEIRD.
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I am more alive there
There are way more Things, good things, fun things, ironically enjoyable things in Winston-Salem, NC, than I ever imagined. Pictoral evidence to come. I will only reveal exhibit A right now, which is the fact …