There is no such thing as the frequently aforementioned Julien. She lives solely in my mind. I’d totally trust her with my Teeth.
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just fyi
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Bonnies
He is risen, indeed! Easter at the Brunstetter always involves lots of strategically placed bunnies, or ‘bonnies’ as my esteemed mommyperson calls them, while sometimes hopping about like one. (Sometimes, I join in.) But …
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The Cure for the Common Cold
Commonperson, I wish I was Kidding, but seriously, are you sniffly? Coughy? Stick these warm friends in your gob. They are government- drugged to change your general outlook on life, rapidize your heart rate, and …
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puppies
…So there.
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I thank you
Today, I got to sleep til Nine and had a cup of coffee and read the paper. Now I get to prop shop and spin. Now THAT’s what I call justice and equality.
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the little vacuum that could
I suck. So what if I do. I suck more than 34% of people, but 66% suck inordinately more than myself. If I spent all of my time lamenting the ways in which I suck, …
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heh.
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touche.
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apparently, people read this
I’m sorry that I lied and went to the lake without you, in fear of you stealing All Boys. I was a big twat then, and still am now, but at least now I am …
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so
Everybody, meet my Uncle Robert on a horse. My Uncle Robert on a horse – meet Everybody. …. : ) …… yeah. I said : ) .