I suck. So what if I do. I suck more than 34% of people, but 66% suck inordinately more than myself. If I spent all of my time lamenting the ways in which I suck, …
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the little vacuum that could
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heh.
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touche.
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apparently, people read this
I’m sorry that I lied and went to the lake without you, in fear of you stealing All Boys. I was a big twat then, and still am now, but at least now I am …
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so
Everybody, meet my Uncle Robert on a horse. My Uncle Robert on a horse – meet Everybody. …. : ) …… yeah. I said : ) .
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a gift
Um – my mom sent me a little Christmas Tree. And I like it. A lot.
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overheard
YoGirl on street in front of me: ‘Damn, I can’t wait to get home. I got fitty dollas and I gonna get me some wings and some hot pockets.’ People, it’s the little things.
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Strength
I wish I was stronger. I really do. And how does one go about accumulating it? I do not refer to strength of fingernails, abs or butt. None of which I have. Actually, my butt …
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i am still here
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ubiquitious
i am called this here….suddenly