Everyone has nifty iPhone signatures these days, instead of just the standard ‘sent from my iPhone,’ which lets the recipient know that yes, you are also in the cult and bow daily at the temple …
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Signature?
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Truth
The latest This American Life, Birds and Bees, features a bit about the Sharing Place — a center in Salt Lake City where kids who have lost loved ones go to, well, process the trauma …
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forgiveness
After I finished grad school, after three years of taking out the maximum federal and private loans for tuition and NYC living and the occasional disposable dress at H&M, I finally read the fine print, …
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Terrible. Just…Terrible.
I have been compiling a brain list of my favorite most terrible jokes and humor tropes, which I overuse, in writing and also life. So far I have two. In random order: 1.) when someone …
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A whole new beddddddd
A NICE EXCITING PLACE TO SLEEP If you are familiar with my body of work, please note that I am equally familiar with how much I have made this joke before, and also please note …
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Balance
Here’s what I’ve been struggling with: on any given night, after work (though the same conundrum applies to weekends, as well) you’ve got maybe 4, 5 hours of time to force full of productivity before …
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Trying?
Let’s not get official and say I’m teaching myself to play the guitar, as that would hold me to certain standards which I will 90% for surely not meet. Instead, let’s just say a slew …
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I DID IT AGAIN.
ME: Gosh, it’s kind of annoying, in that it’s annoying but in the grand scheme of things, not all that annoying, that I have to go out and get the Sunday paper on the weekends …
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Homeland Vs.
The Debates, sleeping, going places, doing things, everything in the world that is not watching Homeland: HOMELAND FOR THE WIN! IS HE OR IS HE NOT A TERRORIST?! I MUST KNOW! Except for the fact …
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I Certainly Understand how the Kennedys feel.
The people are all, omg, are you a Brunstetter, can I get your autograph, omg you’re so cool, omg can I take your picture, and I’m all, listen, plebeians, my Mom and are not to …