ME: Gosh, it’s kind of annoying, in that it’s annoying but in the grand scheme of things, not all that annoying, that I have to go out and get the Sunday paper on the weekends if I want to read it, cause call me old fashioned, but I like to read it and also touch it. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY THAT THEY WOULD BRING IT TO ME.

OTHER ME: Old fashioned, THERE IS A WAY. Remember Newspaper delivery?

ME:….Oh right!!! That is a thing that they will do!

OTHER ME: Yeah, so why don’t you just order home delivery.

ME: Okay, so I’ll just do that now.

OTHER ME: Congrats, stupid.

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