Me: Hurray, we booked the hotel for the Hong Kong leg of our honeymooooooooon! Morrison: Thank you for the exposition! Very exciting. It’ll be my first time in Asia! Me: Mine too! Morrison:….nope. Me: Hmm? …
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on whether I should travel internationally
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HOW TO KNOW IT’S AMERICA DAY
You could 1.) use a calendar 2.) spy on me until you find me AT MY MOST EXTREME HAPPY spending an entire day crafting a flag cake 3.) wait for the sky to explode
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woman cannot live by bread alone
Unless of course she made the bread herself with her own hands*, in which case she can feed off of her own self-satisfaction and breathe in her arrogance and shelter herself with her newly found …
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Interior: writer brain
When you have a writer brain, or I guess any sort of warped imagination, nothing you see is just itself. It’s the beginning or the end of a story. Take this lovely swamp pond I …
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JOSHUA TREE!
Who is Joshua? Is that his tree? Is it the biblical Joshua? Did that Joshua have a tree? Was language that denoted possession not invented yet? Answers to these questions and more when Morrison and …
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your Coconuts
My mind sees what it wants. I just got this letter from my bank: Which I first read as ‘Working together to keep your Coconuts protected.’ Call it a mild learning disability, early signs of …
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eurojournaling
Verb: to be a young person traveling through Europe alone with a journal; to frantically journal in it. Whenever anyone asks you what your deal is, you lie and say you’ve been hired to write …
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today, on fresh thoughts
As part of an ongoing effort to explore different parts of California, and force my brain to think newer and larger thoughts, I have hightailed it up to Santa Barbara for a day /night to …
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THE JOURNEY
Today, on epic california adventures that offer insight into why my brain’s production of good ideas has slowed by seventy percent: Got an avocado at the farmer’s market that I THOUGHT was tiny. Which of …
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Everything is Copy
As revealed in the VERY FANTASTIC GO WATCH IT THIS SECOND new HBO documentary on Nora Ephron, Nora’s mother used to tell her that everything is copy. Meaning: everything that happens to you, no matter how …