Morrison: It’s international women’s day! Me: Oh, cool! Where’s my present? Morrison:….it’s a day for international women. Not you. Me: Uh. I think it’s a day for all women. Where’s my present? Morrison: I didn’t …
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAYYYYY!
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Bride Lite
As much as I would like to consider myself a unique individual who does not subscribe to social norms: I AM AN AMERICAN WOMAN ENGAGED TO BE WED AND ON MY WEDDING DAY I ASPIRE …
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60!
The happiest of birthdays to my fair and generous and supportive and punny father who is somehow sixty years old today. I feel like he’s been in his fifties for forever which is probably circa …
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HAVE I MENTIONED
CRACKER IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS I LOVE PURELY WITHOUT CATVEAT. …..CATVEAT. ….I’LL SEE MYSELF OUT.
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Together / Apart
Today, on the intense and irrational things that flash through your brain before you get mawwied: (I sit forlornly staring at my computer screen.) Morrison: What? Me:….Two years ago today Julien and I were in …
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STD’s
When planning a wedding, it is best to undercut the whimsy and love and charm with GROSS AND INAPPROPRIATE HUMOR. And so, family and friends: Morrison and I are giving each and every one of …
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Happy two years of Bliss
To this wee monkey that Julien and I met two years ago today in Costa Rica: MONKEY I WOULD NOT CHANGE A MOMENT. LET’S KEEP GROWING TOGETHER. ARE YOU HAPPY TOO? Is this because I …
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DEAR WOMEN:
Say, are you a woman? Are you trying to find love, or do you have love and are trying to better understand the love that you have? Do you have feels? Do you have ears? …
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BLACKOUT.
Yesterday, crazy strong winds struck most of LA, tossing about kale salad containers and palm tree fronds and lawn chairs and people who had not eaten in days. Our power went out for most of …
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I SAID YES TO THE DRESSSSS
So I went to Kleinfelds, the large and fancy wedding dress store where they film Say Yes to Dress because I mean YOU ONLY LIVE / MARRY ONCE / HOW COULD I DEPRIVE MY MOTHER …