Suffice it to say, Moms Brunstetter and Foster-Keddie had pretty fantastic years. Three Weddings, a baby and an engagement. God be all, YOU get a life event! And YOU get a life event! And Moms …
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BOOM -Moms
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FIANCESAURUS REX
Last night Morrison performed in Sketch Cram at UCB. It’s a monthly super fast lets make a bunch of sketches in a day and do them at midnight type situation, and he was just so …
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WHO ARE MY FRIENDS?
Compiling a wedding guest list is a specific sort of torture in which you must do inventory of your friend group and feel at once like you have 900 friends and none at all. What …
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Support.
I emerge from the bathroom with a look of horror on my face. Morrison: ….You okay there? Me: I’VE GAINED TEN POUNDS. Morrison: Okay, well it doesn’t look like it. Me: I REPEAT I’VE GAINED …
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Affection.
Cracker and I have slowly weaved our way into each other’s hearts, so much now that all we do is sit around affectionately pawing each others heads and wearing each other as hats.
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2016.
So excited to spend 2016 with my adorable life partner, my stable and solid best friend, my reliable companion, my joy, BY WHICH I OF COURSE MEAN this incredible pumpkin pot that Morrison’s mind-reader aunt …
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DON’T MIND IF I DOOOOOO
Gettin me four new sister friends (3 of Mo’s sisters + his sister in law) with this here marriage! They are for sure four gals that, if I were to have just met them in …
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ABSURDITY.
For Christmas, Morrison’s sister Anne gifted me with an M ring to go with my b ring so that I might be EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS AT ALL TIMES.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
“I LAUGH AT FOOD THIS PEACH IS HILARIOUS” – Morrison re: this wedding magazine
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wedding demon (?)
Morrison thinks I have a wedding demon inside of me adjacent to my Christmas demon and I just REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT. P.S. TRIED ON DRESSES TODAY.
