Bride Lite

As much as I would like to consider myself a unique individual who does not subscribe to social norms: I AM AN AMERICAN WOMAN ENGAGED TO BE WED AND ON MY WEDDING DAY I ASPIRE TO BE SO SKINNY THAT I CAN’T STAND FOR MORE THAN THIRTY SECONDS WITHOUT FAINTING AND MY GIANT HUSBAND HAS TO HOLD ME UP FOR PICTURES AND MY COLLAR BONE IS A SHARP WEAPON AGAINST ALL FOES AND AT THE END OF THE NIGHT I COLLAPSE INTO A PILE OF CAKE AND EAT MY WAY OUT OF IT. COOL? ARE WE COOL? COOL, I’LL SEE YOU THERE.

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