My Dad’s coworker sent me this picture of a Beer Donkey from the last wedding she went to (Thanks, Joan!) I am so charmed and also I have so many questions. Does the donkey just …
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BEER DONKEY! (?)
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Bro / Sis
Morrison’s big sister Kate is in town. I like her so very much, especially because they are kind of exactly the same person. I mean it’s just a theory and I have no actual idea …
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RED. LOBSTER.
We wanted to go for Valentine’s Day. Then Bey had to go and drop Formation, after which a special lyric boosted the franchise’s business by THIRTY THREE PERCENT NATION WIDE. And so on V day, …
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TWO MORE YEARS! TWO MORE YEARS!
Two years ago today, I went with this man to see a play. During the play, I looked over at his dangerously long femur extending for years beyond even mine, and longed for our femurs …
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OH NO / POOR MEEEEE
Today, on things that you have to do before you get married / poor you / life is grand: while you are trying to disappear into a whisp of baby’s breath, only eating almonds, you …
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Makeup.
Dear esteemed makeup person who will be doing my wedding makeup: I don’t know a lot about make up. I find that when I put it on my face, it just kind of comes off, …
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HE DID IT!
Manfriend can do some pretty incredible things with his voice, and so he set out to build himself a Booth in which to do such things. Sans booth, his work is subject to interruption by …
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CASPER.
Given that Morrison and I are magical fairy tale giants with deep affection for sleep, we decided that it was time for a magical fairy tale giant mattress to matchus. After extensive research, by which …
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MOB!
Happy Happy Birthday to my beautiful and resourceful Mother of the Bride, who I am becoming more and more like every day IN A GOOD WAY.
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Never gets old.
I’m going to look at this picture of my friend Stephen playing an angel welcoming this lovely Grandma based on two of my own into heaven until my eyes turn to clouds and float right …