HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAYYYYY!

Morrison: It’s international women’s day!

Me: Oh, cool! Where’s my present?

Morrison:….it’s a day for international women. Not you.

Me: Uh. I think it’s a day for all women. Where’s my present?

Morrison: I didn’t get you anything.  EXCEPT FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL NUTRITIOUS PERFECT OMELETTE WHICH I MADE FOR YOU WHILE BENDING OUR GENDER DUTIES AND ROLES.

Me: YEP THAT WORKS.

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