Why must wedding invitations be addressed like the guest is being summoned to a 1943 boat or fairy or garden party? I shall address mine myself, with own handwriting, which is just as nice but …
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TRADITION BE DAMNED!
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the man, the myth, the baby
Okay sure, one might say that a human baby is just like any other human baby who will grow into a full sized human, who smiles occasionally but it’s probably just gas and occasionally poses …
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LOVER’S LIFT
THREE MONTHS TIL THE WEDDING MORRISON IS GOING TO START BULKING UP I’M GOING TO START SLIMMING DOWN SOON OUR SIZES WILL ECLIPSE EACH OTHER AND HE WILL LIFT ME LIKE A BABY CARROT UNDER …
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all synced up
When you and your partner enter a Photo Booth and, with no previous discussion or plan, do the EXACT SAME THING AS EACH OTHER IN EACH FRAME, it is probably time to make a public …
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MOJO!
One of the best things about getting hitched is gaining whole new chunk of kin and assuming all of their babies as your own. On the Fourth of July, as if they planned it, Morrison’s …
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on whether I should travel internationally
Me: Hurray, we booked the hotel for the Hong Kong leg of our honeymooooooooon! Morrison: Thank you for the exposition! Very exciting. It’ll be my first time in Asia! Me: Mine too! Morrison:….nope. Me: Hmm? …
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These Two.
Happy 38TH Wedding Anniversary to these two adventurous, spirited youngins, who show me every day how love can manage to grow and grow over time. BUT I MEAN ARE THEY EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE …
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Baby Ambassador.
Anne calls Luke the baby ambassador, basically because he makes it seem like all babies spend 90% of their time giggling and gazing at you lovingly, and you know, never screaming ever at all. LUKE …
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SHOWER!
Mackenzie and her lovely mom Linda offered to throw me a bridal shower. My first thought: YES PLEASE THANK YOU! Second thought: HATS! Babies n family n gals came from near and far to watch …
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FOUR MONTHS FROM TODAY
Is it possible to form a memory before it’s happened? LET’S TRY. Four months from today, I will be panicking in the living room of some mountain cabin, surrounded by my bestest of friends and …