Dear esteemed makeup person who will be doing my wedding makeup:

I don’t know a lot about make up. I find that when I put it on my face, it just kind of comes off, which is to say, my face itself rejects makeup, and so good luck to you. I literally have zero requests other than you don’t make me look like that one time when I was in Pete’s wedding and the nice lady transformed me into American Girl child prostitute doll.

Other than that if you could just make me look I’m not wearing make up at all but happen to fall from heaven and wake up from a fairy fever mermaid dream and then also happen to stumble into the ceremony with twinkles in my eyes and roses for lips THAT WOULD BE GREAT, THAT’S ALL, AND MY BRIDESMAIDS TOO THANKS BYEEEEEE!