Given that Morrison and I are magical fairy tale giants with deep affection for sleep, we decided that it was time for a magical fairy tale giant mattress to matchus. After extensive research, by which I mean I asked my coworkers, hey, what kind of mattresses do grown ups get, and some one said, uh, I think I heard an ad for something on NPR,  Casper? I found CASPER. I don’t even know what it is. The uber of beds? The tinder of sleep. The instacart of dreams. It’s a super hip, sleek mattress company that promotes ‘better sleep for everyone.’  Obsessively engineered for outrageous comfort, our mattress, sheets, and pillow work together to create a sleep environment that loves you back. THE EMOTION ROBOT OF SLUMBER. Also the mattress comes in a giant box that you can take pictures in,

or you know, carry around on your bike.

Snark and wonder aside – -we spent our first night on it last night, and it was TRULY AMAZING. A sleep that can only be described as  being gently supported by a hundred angel butts. Also Morrison just shouted out of nowhere, I FEEL GREAT!  I’m stoked to see what tiny but brilliant changes will occur if we’re sleeping better in our giant bed.

JUST PRETEND THAT’S A PICTURE OF OUR ROOM / DEFINITELY WHAT OUR ROOM LOOKS LIKE / PERHAPS NOW WITH MORE SLEEP I CAN MAKE A ROOM LIKE THAT.