I’ve got this new bra that’s I really like. Bras are stupid and annoying except for when they’re the best. Amiright ladies?  And like oftentimes happens with new things that I have, that I like, I had this impulse to take to my blog about it. Which I’m currently doing, but for the tiniest of seconds, I thought, I’ll just take a picture of myself in said bra for said blog post. Fans, I was seconds away from entering the world of soft core pornography, mere months before my 30th birthday. Fortunately, I VERY quickly realized that that was a very bad idea.

Most importantly, what if Oprah gave out Bras instead of Cars? A NEWWWWW BRA!

YOU get a Bra!

And YOU get a Bra!