This Thanksgiving will forever go down in history as That Time I Spent an Entire Year looking forward to hosting my own Thanksgiving in my own house for my Husband’s family, nearly a lifelong goal …
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Fantasy or Fever Dream?
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Contradictions
Bakes cookies for feminist theater group meeting Spends entire feminist theater group meeting wondering why no one’s eating her cookies When asked for her feminist thoughts about theater, just shouts I BAKED COOKIES Disappears under …
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gun control for babies
Poor mental health is a definitely large factor in mass shootings Another large factor in mass shootings would be guns Poor mental health, even when observed by trained professionals, is tricky to regulate, as you …
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why to never drink water at a wedding
Note: Though the below might suggest otherwise, I AM staying hopeful and positive that I will someday ‘become a pregnant person,’ as my doctor calls it. I basically just can no longer keep the worry …
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EXCLUSIVE PICS
FINALLY: THE EXCLUSIVE EMMYS PICTURES YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR: 1/543 of my attempt to get a nice picture of Morrison and I on the red carpet, for some reason featuring someone else’s phone: My balanced, …
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ALL OF IT
Today, in the Salad of my head: At the first preview of The Cake last night, the older couple in front of me’s assisted listening devices weren’t working, and so they couldn’t hear 80% of …
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that tiny, delicate life
purchases tiny, delicate necklace for every day wear, in hopes of being a tiny, delicate person that just floats around like a whisper, dotted with diamonds the size of molecules manages to wear it for …
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I AM FUNNY (?)
Today, on where my brain goes and goes: I sometimes find myself wondering whether or not I’m funny, which is probably not something an actual funny person does, and then I remember that one time …
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The Actual Question
Everyone is currently all up in Arms (GET IT? DO YOU?) about downloadable guns, which honestly seem terrifying to me, because how do you even regulate those, but I have a much more macro question …
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EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
‘LOST RABBIT. Answers to the name ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo.’ We lost our precious little Fuzzy-Wuzzy three days ago when he broke free from his leash on his walk. Our kids are heartbroken and inconsolable.* He loves …