Watched this incredibly inspiring Netflix doc last night, on women across the country running super grassroots campaigns in the 2018 Democratic Primary; was beyond moved by the simultaneous vulnerability and strength of each of …
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WOMEN ON WOMEN
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TWO HEARTS / TWO DREAMS
Last night, Morrison had an epic home invasion dream in which he accosted a creepy, dangerous trespasser who was trying to force entry into our house, and by accost, I mean he reached for his …
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GROWN UP EGG HUNT
Morrison and I are in prep mode for the giant Easter potluck / egg hunt we’re hosting Sunday, in which we’re going to revel in all of our friend’s children for four hours THEN POLITELY …
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WHY TO BE CRAZY
I’ll admit that maybe I spend TOO much time in my head playing out worst case scenarios, versions of the world in which things go badly because you did not meticulously plan. Planning is, or …
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OPINIONS
ASK ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT SPRING AND I WILL SHOUT THESE AT YOU
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Have you been taking your Prenatal Vitamins
Kind, well, intentioned doctor: So, have you been taking your Prenatal Vitamins? Me: Are you serious? Doctor:….Yes? (A TRAGIC, TRIUMPHANT SONG OF LES MISERABLES PROPORTIONS BEGINS. I stand on the table, wearing nothing but paper. …
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(MISSPELLED) CAKE POSTERS FOREVER
NO BUT REALLY DID YOU THINK I WAS DONE TALKING ABOUT CAKE? *NEVER NOT DONE / DRIVES TO DMV / CHANGES NAME TO CAKE* The Cake is currently backpacking around America like a dang college …
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I am Guilty Of
There’s a thing I do, as a contemporary robot person with robot computer phone brain and human heart, that I would like to stop doing. And so, like most things that I don’t enjoy about …
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VERY SUBTLE, GOD
Last night I found myself in a not unfamiliar and very overdramatic place, a place I like to hang out in basically after each of my plays debuts in New York — spiraling about my …
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flu thought
Takes hot bath to relieve flu symptoms accidentally stays in hot bath for like a very very long time once out of bath, decides to check temperature to see if it’s still going down SEES …
