I found this picture amongst my things, and I’m not totally sure Why or When it was: But given my tanned legs / popped hip, I think I can surmise that it was taken at …
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I don’t know why or when
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Weather or Not
I didn’t see it, as I was eastside pretty much all day, but apparently yesterday it SNOWED IN LOS ANGELES. Meanwhile, in my humble part of it, Eagle Rock, I shivered as the sun went …
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Beverly, Forever
As I relish / writhe in this life phase I’ll call ‘pre-kid aware,’ in which I don’t have kids yet but want them, and so think of all life things in terms of having or …
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WISDOM; CONTROL
Find someone who loves you as much as this Pigeon and I love Goldfish Crackers LIKE SO MUCH THAT WE CAN ONLY TAKE THEM IN DOSES / WE KNOW IT’S A SLIPPERY SLOPE FOR US …
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give none trucks
The scene: an olderish, corporate-y guy and I stand pissy in the LA rain outside an Enterprise rent-a-car. We both need rentals because our Cars are in the shop, mine because my Car is having …
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THE LIFE CHANGING MAGIC OF KIDNAPPING
Marie Kondo: okay, Bekah. I want you to take all of your clothes out of your closets and drawers, pile them onto your bed. Next, take each piece one by one. If it sparks joy …
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HOW TO SLEEP
Start worrying about 4 PM about how you didn’t sleep enough last night and so tonight you really must sleep Focus on how tired you are and convince yourself that surely, this means that tonight, …
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MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED
To whoever thought to invent number shaped cookie cutters: CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME INTO MY WILL, IF NOT MY LIFE’S WORK, IF NOT MY LEGACY. You were probably a 19th century Grandma who one morning bent …
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field research
EXCITING DRAMATURGICAL ANNOUNCEMENT! I’ve always wanted to write a Christmas Play, so that in the year 2320 when I’m long gone, I’ll be remembered solely by my Christmas play which every robot high school in …
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Self Esteam
Me, to Morrison: There’s some weird steam happening on the side of our house right now. Here’s a video. Morrison: ….That’s steam. Steam happens when water evaporates. Like when it rains. The sun heats up …