I’ve been trying to find time to get on the phone with a woman who grew up with my Grandma in Brooklyn. As we were trying to agree upon a time over email, she said …
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youth is busy
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BRING YOUR IDEAS TO THE TABLE
AND PLZ BE QUITE LITERAL ABOUT IT
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HOW TO CRY ON COMMAND
Some people focus on an unrequited need or traumatic memory or the smell of something their grandmother used to make. ME? I JUST LOOK AT TINY YELLOW DRESSES MADE FOR BABIES. I don’t even need …
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The Spread
I think my favorite feeling in the world might be the one that I get when I make a bunch of food and lay it out on a table for my friends. My second favorite …
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The Roast
Today is Julien’s birthday, and so some friends in Winston are gathering to Roast her. Hoping to participate remotely, I tried to come up with a list of solid burns to text her. The result: …
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hunger (?)
I’m currently working with a nutritionist, because lately, I can’t seem to stop myself from eating entire bags of goldfish and washing it down with nine bottles of wine which for SOME REASON is affecting …
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who I actually Am
Lately, especially in the last few years, I’ve been engaged in a fair amount of Fanciness, and so I want to make sure it’s clear to my readers who I actually Am: I am not …
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Mirror, Mirror, on my Nails
WHO IS THE PERSON WHO WILL SPEND 50 DOLLARS ON A GEL MANICURE THAT MAKE HER NAILS LOOK LIKE MIRRORS? WAIT…IT’S ME? OKAY SO AT WHAT POINT EXACTLY DID I BECOME THIS PERSON? IS IT …
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herstory
Me, the other night: Stands at bar waiting to be served Notices that all of the dudes at the bar are straight up staring at her Marvels at this, assumes that it must be the …
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dîtes-moi
Last night a friend opened up to me about some life nonsense she was dealing with, like all of it, which was truly a lot. And after, she told me that she hadn’t shared all …