Ordering lunch in Los Angeles

Me: Yes, I will have the Spicy tuna roll with avocado.

Sushi Person: The what?

Me: ….The Spicy Tuna roll. With avocado.

Sushi Person: Oh, the Jessica Alba?

Me: ……Are you really going to make me say it?

Sushi Person: Okay so one Jessica Alba.

Me: FINE.

Sushi Person: Would you like some Avengers with that?

Me: WHAT?

Sushi Person: Edamame.

Me: YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVERMIND.

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