Trader Joe, whoever and wherever he is, knows his consumers. He very specifically markets his foods to people who fancy themselves as healthy and want to eat healthy things but really just want to spread …
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marketing
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‘Old’ Salem
For a laugh, try taking a Brit who went to Cambridge, which was established in something like the year 1100, to Old Salem, where there is now a bridge with a commemorative plaque boasting its …
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how to make and eat food
Say, are you a busy lady? Do you like to eat food but also not get fat? Me too! Look at us with our day planners, our parking passes, our pencil skirts, our messy buns! …
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Toast….Sandwich?
So this is a thing that’s real. YOU SILLY VICTORIANS!
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Bekah Can live by Bread Alone
By God: I will hike and climb and lift and spin and surge and jog and squat every possible thing so that I might eat bread, because: Bread, more specifically, this flakey and buttery and …
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mini-arc
I like to use my TV storytelling brain to explain emotional and life events. For example: Friend: what happened with you and so and so? Me: we min-arched. Friend: What? Me: It was never going …
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DEAR PEOPLE
DON’T EVER DO BLACKFACE NOT EVEN ON HALLOWEEN NOT EVEN IF YOU’RE FAMOUS AND IT’S KIND OF BRONZE FACE SO YOU THINK IT’S FINE JUST DON’T DO IT
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CHOWDA
Sweet potatoes Corn Kale Procrastination Superiority complex re: shoving so many superfoods into a pot Deep satisfaction with appeasing your domestic self / making your Mom proud Nutmeg
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Dear Time: Stop
When I was younger I remembered everything and noticed everything. My brain was 73% less full because I was 73% less aware of the world, 73% less full of Worry. With so much free hardware, …
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Guac
Today’s I took myself out to breakfast and everyone else can just go f***! Themselves breakfast was COVERED with guac, as it should be. In CA, even diner guac is chunky, hearty and magnificent. Said …